Profile & Scouting Report
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Born: On a Planet far, far away
Scouting Report
Drafted By:
Yoot Photo & Video Committee
1998 year Highlights:
Missed the cut but I was the first ever person to photo & video the famed Lord Yoot
Cup!
The Long Game:
I like to throw my woods after a particularly bad shot and hit my teammates. I like it
best when I hit them about the face, chest head & neck area.
The Short Game:
I like to get really pissed off when my teammates don’t use the shot I want to use so
I throw my clubs & hit my teammates. I like it best when I hit them about the face,
chest head & neck area.
What about the enemies?
They’re only my enemies if they don’t like to get hit by my clubs.
1999 Projection:
While video tapin the 1999 Yoot, I will see a large Bass in the pond by hole #3. I will
grab a club, jump in the water and beat it mercifully about the head, neck, face and gills
and drag it upon the shore to show all my buds. I’ll then video tape it drinkin from
da cup. Just think, it’ll be the first Bass to drink from da cup. Including Scott!!
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire |
