Profile & Scouting Report
Profile
Years played: 0
Height: Taller than Brad and Paul combined.
Weight: For how long?
Born: YesScouting
Report
Drafted By:
Alumni member.
1998 year Highlights:
Not purple like Scott’s
The Long Game:
Straight and away. Although my best shot is tequila
The Short Game:
Don’t need to pitch when your on and putting for bird. The new Bobby Jones Calaway
putter from Budget rental car will ensure death for all.
What about the enemies?:
There will be many after this year.
1999 Projection:
My stomach
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire |
