Profile & Scouting Report
Height: 5' 11"
Born: At Night, But Not Last Night Baby!
Drafted: Drunk Drivers (over a pitcher of
our favorite draft I believe, or was that a keg?)
2000 year Highlights:
With Steph in tow for sexual support, I was able to maintain my composure and lash out at
my team to lift their spirits when all else failed!
The Long Game:
After stealing the Magic Hat
1 wood from Da Bulldog, all shots miraculously sail straight as an arrow and
travel 260+ yds. Too bad not all shots require 260 yd drives.
The Short Game:
Putts mysteriously end up in the bottom of the cup but only after 6 putts, (1) 3 minute
tirade, and all other Yooters are gone so the score card can be correctly scored to
What about the enemies?
The only enemies of the DDII team are a slow waitress and an empty pitcher.
Gimmee my Begonia, baby, and stand back! The cup is within our grasp!
SOURCE: Yoot Shoot Questionnaire